I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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