I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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