How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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