I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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