do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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