this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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