You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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