Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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