problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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