A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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