I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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