i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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