i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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