69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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