do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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