Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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