Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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