I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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