I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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