I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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