I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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