I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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