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Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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