drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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