he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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