We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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