Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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