can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You need a sexual gate keeper
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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