NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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