Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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