So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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