you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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