no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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