Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
His nipple licking is glorious
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