we have officially lost it.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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