do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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