She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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