well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just high enough for therapy.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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