just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
NoShamevember. You game?
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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