I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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