also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
it hurts more in the daytime
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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