See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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