Can Purell be used as lube?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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