We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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