I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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