MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize