I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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