I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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