Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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