I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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